There are a few truths in this world that parents of little boys must accept.
1) Boys are genetically programmed to play with guns and trucks. No matter the age, a little boy always knows what to do when handed a toy truck or gun. They also know what sounds to make. I've listened to "BANG!" and "VROOM!" until I feel like at a Monster Truck Jam Gun Show.
2) Boys will always think that farting and burping are funny. At no point do they find it gross, repulsive, or in any way inappropriate. Both seem to be as necessary as breathing, and it doesn't seem to matter where we are...in the car, in WalMart, at the Frank Lloyd Wright exhibit, etc.
Unfortunately, there are no solutions or quick fixes for these problem. Just invest in a winery and accept it...
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